Strange Brew II To Be Released

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

Good day, and welcome to issue number 2, eh? So, like, as you can see by the title, we're making another movie! We're done writing, but we can't tell you the plot or anything, 'cause like then you wouldn't want to see it. And we're gonna start filming after Christmas, eh? It'll be out in theatres in the summer, too, so gather up your family and friends, and take them to the movies, but don't tell them what they're gonna be seeing, though. (And stay tuned for our own theatre, where we're gonna have a Brewers' Retail and Peter's Donuts instead of the snack counter, eh?)

Ten Years Later...

You Are Our Guest

by Bob and Doug McKenzie

Those hosers! When they re-released our album on CD, they forgot to put in the words to You Are Our Guest. (Note from Doug to readers: You're not really our guest, though, eh?) (Note from Bob to Doug: Will you stop blowing everything, hoser?). So, we put them on our newspaper, in Section E, so, go there, and put on track 13 on your CD player, and You Are Our Guest.

Two-Four Anniversary On DVD

by Bob McKenzie

So like my hoseheaded brother said, our Two-Four Anniversary special that aired on CBC in Canada way back in May is coming out on DVD, eh! Except now it's gots all sorts of extra features including never-before seen footage and classic Great White North segments from SCTV!

Okay, take off! This is Doug writing this part of the article and I'd like to point out that the only hoseheaded brother here is Bob. And the DVDs will be out on November 20, just in time for Christmas. So go down to the big store that sells DVDs and video games and refrigerators and stuff and pick up one for every member of your family, eh! Except your hoseheaded brother, of course.

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