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Quotes About Women

"Of course I like women. Historically, man has always been attracted to Evil.
Timothy McClanahan

"There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature."
Stephen Stills


"No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl; no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman."
Landor

"All human relationships must be purchased with money."
George Orwell

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age."
Robert Frost

"Translations are like women. If they are pretty, chances are they won't be very faithful."
Steven Seymour

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Aristoteles Onassis

"It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than to share a house with a contentious woman."
Proverbs 25:24 of the Bible
(Hebrews Names Version & Literal Translation of the Holy Bible version).

"A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
--Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick & tired of putting up with her shit."
Men's room of a Bar & Grill

"A man will pay $20. for a $10. item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need."

"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does."

"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument."

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