|May, 1999||Weather: It looks like a good day outside, so get some beer for May Two-Four. And all the other days, too.|
|Vol. 2, No. 8|
by Bob McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Doug McKenzie, the other Editor
|Bob||Okay, good day, and welcome to the Hoser.|
|Doug||Good day, eh?|
|Bob||Okay, we don't have a lot of space this month cause our web site only has so much, eh, and this is a long topic.|
|Doug||Yeah. Star Wars. It was a great movie, eh?|
|Bob||Yeah, beauty. So, like, there's a sequel coming out, now.|
|Doug||It's a prequel, hosehead!|
|Bob||Well, excuse me!|
|Bob||Anyway. Get out, we don't have much space, eh?|
|Doug||Ok, about the new movie. Why don't they release it on the 4th day of the month?|
|Bob||I don't know, hoser...|
|Doug||Cause then they can say "May the 4th be with you" SNORK!|
|Bob||You nobk... you're wasting time, eh?|
|Doug||Sorry, I've been wanting to say that for 22 years, now...|
|Bob||Like, since they're gonna be making 24 more Star Wars movies or something, I think they should start selling tickets for all of them now.|
|Doug||Hey, that's a good idea, eh?|
|Bob||Yeah, so we can go see all of them, like, 17 times each.|
|Doug||Sorta like we did with the first three.|
|Bob||Yeah. And, like, I also think that...|
|Doug||Oh, you're right, we're out of space this month.|
|Bob||Get out. If you hadn't been talking about your joke, we'd have time, eh?|
|Doug||Yeah, but it was funny, eh?|
|Bob||It was not. Good day.|
Howzit goin'? They're still showing SCTV on the Comedy Network in Canada, eh, and sometimes on NBC in the USA, too. Go to the SCTV page for more information, eh?
Ok, we have more news on our movie, eh? We're gonna start filming in July in Toronto, eh? So, here's the Canoe article, and there's always info on alt.tv.sctv, eh?
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