|March, 1999||Weather: Don't take off the chains from your tires, right, cause it can still snow, eh? And if there's a lot of snow, remember to put chains on your boots, too.|
|Vol. 2, No. 6|
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
|Bob||Okay, good day, and welcome to the Hoser.|
|Doug||Good day, eh?|
|Bob||Okay, today's topic is "Our Theory on March", eh?|
|Doug||Okay, eh? This is the month with the first day of spring, right? But what else is in this month?|
|Doug||No. Get out. How long has it been since you've been in school, hoser?|
|Bob||I can't remember. How many times did I take grade 8?|
|Doug||Anyway, you nobk, this is the month with St. Patrick's Day. And you know what we do on St. Patrick's Day, hosehead?|
|Doug||Geez! Where've you been? We drink beer!|
|Bob||We do that every day. The only difference with March 17th is, they put green food colouring in the beer, eh?|
|Doug||That's food colouring?|
|Bob||Yeah. What did you think it was, hoser?|
|Doug||I thought they got the colour from the boogernuggets you mine from your nose, hoser!|
|Bob||Take off, eh?|
Howzit goin'? Starting this month in both Canada and the USA, they're showing old reruns of SCTV, eh? So now you can catch all our original Great White North segments where we got our big break, eh? Go to the SCTV page for more information, eh?
Good day, eh? This article's been here for a while, but we'll leave it up until we have more of it done, eh? It took a year, but we've finally finished writing the script for our new movie, eh? Read the article that appeared in the Toronto Sun (and on alt.tv.sctv).
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