|February, 1999||Weather: When Doug gets up and sees his shadow, it means another six-pack until we have to go to the beer store again.|
|Vol. 2, No. 5|
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
|Bob||Okay, good day, and welcome to the Hoser.|
|Doug||Good day, eh?|
|Bob||Okay, today's topic is winter in Canada, eh?|
|Doug||Yeah. It's cold, and dark, and there's not a lot to do.|
|Doug||You wanted to say something, hoser?|
|Bob||Uh, not really. You said it all, eh? It's cold and dark, and there's not a lot to do.|
|Doug||Oh, geez. Then I guess we're done, then.|
|Doug||Geez. I say two words, and we're done for the month.|
|Bob||Yeah, but it's a short month.|
|Doug||Oh, okay! I've got a new topic. Leap years.|
|Bob||Okay, good idea. Okay. Leap years. Um... What about leap years, hosehead?|
|Doug||Um... Okay. Every four years we add an extra day to February, right? But why? Why don't we add the extra day to August, or something, to make summers seem longer.|
|Bob||Yeah, good idea, eh? We can add an extra day in May, so May two-four can become May four-eight, and we can drink twice as many beers!|
|Doug||Oh, geez, that's a good idea, eh?|
|Bob||Okay. But like, this year's not a leap year.|
|Doug||Well, then I'll have a "leap beer".|
|Bob||Oh! Leap beer, eh? Well, you already had all the back bacon, so I'm taking all the beer.|
|Doug||Yeah, well, take off, eh?|
Good day, eh? This article's been here for a while, but we'll leave it up until we have more of it done, eh? It took a year, but we've finally finished writing the script for our new movie, eh? Read the article that appeared in the Toronto Sun (and on alt.tv.sctv).
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