May, 1998 The Hoser Weather: Ok, now that it's springtime, there's finally no more snow in the Great White North. So you can take your earmuffs off now, eh?
Vol. 1, No. 8

May Two-Four

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

DougOk, now it's May, and, like... uh... what's our topic?
BobUm... What happens in May?
DougUh... May 4th?
BobThere's nothing on May 4th, you hoser!
DougYeah, "May the Fourth be with you!"
BobOh, geez... You're a hoser!
DougWant to hear my Darth Vader impression?
BobNo, I'm sure our readers have heard it many times, hoser.
DougOk. I just remembered what else is in May.
BobWhat's that? Oh! I know now!
TogetherMAY TWO-FOUR!
DougOk, we get a holiday up here in the Great White North in May, and it's called May Two-Four.
BobAnd, like, some years, it's on May 24th.
DougBut not always. This year it's on the 18th. So, like, what's that mean?
BobUm... We can only drink 18 beers each, instead of a case, which is 24.
DougGeez... forget about May Two-Four. I drink more than that on most days, eh?
BobYeah, like maybe 36 is a lot, eh?
DougTake off!

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