|April, 1998||Weather: April showers bring May flowers, eh? And they also bring out the cops, who give us tickets for illegal parking! Take off! It's too wet outside for us to fill the meter, eh?|
|Vol. 1, No. 7|
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
|Doug||Ok, it's me, Doug. It's raining outside, now that it's springtime, eh?|
|Bob||Yeah, my hosehead brother here was standing outside, waiting for me to bring the van around, and like he got soaked, eh?|
|Doug||Yeah, and who's fault was that? You can't drive, eh?|
|Bob||Aw! Go away! Your tuque still smells mouldy, eh?|
|Doug||Well, at least that was because I was out in the rain, eh? And sometimes I wash mine. You never take yours off... He sleeps in his tuque, eh? And he doesn't...|
|Bob||Take off! I do not!|
|Doug||Ok. Geez. What was our topic again?|
|Bob||Uh. Rain, and it's wet outside.|
|Doug||That reminds me, I have to take a leak, eh?|
|Bob||Oh, geez. So do I. That's the newspaper for this month, good day.|
|Doug||Good day, eh?|
by Bob and Doug McKenzie
Ok, like we heard that our movie was going to be out this summer, eh? And our lawyer paid us ten bucks for it and everything. But now we're not sure when it's going to be out. So, if you do, tell us, eh? We've had too many beers, so we can't remember.
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