|March, 1998||Weather: Okay, March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a llama. NO! Take off! It goes out like a light. Oh, sorry, that's my hosehead brother who goes out like a light...|
|Vol. 1, No. 6|
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
|Doug||Ok, it's me, Doug, and so it's like March, eh? So that means spring is just around the corner.|
|Bob||Yeah, but don't take your tuques and parkas and earmuffs off yet, 'cause it's still snowing, eh?|
|Doug||Yeah, but it won't be for long, eh? Oh, you want to hear something funny? Ok, March 4th is like Army Day, eh? Cause it says "march forth"! Get it?|
|Bob||Are you still coming to the show drunk, you hoser?|
|Doug||(SNORT!) Like, I thought that was funny, eh?|
|Bob||Geez. Take off! How many beers did you have today?|
|Bob||What's that? Bottles or cases?|
|Doug||Take right off, eh?!|
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