January, 1998 The Hoser Weather: Look out the window! SNOW, hosehead!
Vol. 1, No. 4

Welcome to 1998, Hosers

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

Good day, and welcome to 1998. We hope you had, like, a real good Christmas, eh? And a happy new year. Like, we made a New Year's revolution... uh (resolution, hosehead!) take right off, eh? Anyway, we're gonna make a new movie this year. Yeah, it's a followup to Strange Brew, and we call it Strange Brew II. Geez... good title, eh? Like, how did we come up with it? Take off!


The Twelve Days of Christmas

by Bob and Doug McKenzie

Okay, a lot of our readers have been asking for the lyrics to our Christmas song, Twelve Days of Christmas. Even though Christmas is now over, you can still read this until the end of the month, eh?


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