|November, 1997||Weather: It's gonna get colder and colder this month, so put on your earmuffs, and maybe a tuque, eh?|
|Vol. 1, No. 2|
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
Good day, and welcome to issue number 2, eh? So, like, as you can see by the title, we're making another movie! We're done writing, but we can't tell you the plot or anything, 'cause like then you wouldn't want to see it. And we're gonna start filming after Christmas, eh? It'll be out in theatres in the summer, too, so gather up your family and friends, and take them to the movies, but don't tell them what they're gonna be seeing, though. (And stay tuned for our own theatre, where we're gonna have a Brewers' Retail and Peter's Donuts instead of the snack counter, eh?)
by Bob and Doug McKenzie
Those hosers! When they re-released our album on CD, they forgot to put in the words to You Are Our Guest. (Note from Doug to readers: You're not really our guest, though, eh?) (Note from Bob to Doug: Will you stop blowing everything, hoser?). So, we put them on our newspaper, in Section E, so, go there, and put on track 13 on your CD player, and You Are Our Guest.
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My main page, with news related to a bunch of Canadian comedies, including SCTV and The Red Green Show. There's also sound clips from both of those, plus an online newspaper, The Hoser, "written" by Bob and Doug McKenzie.
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