October, 1997 The Hoser Weather: It's nice out, so open the windows on the van on the way to the donut shop.
Vol. 1, No. 1

Bob and Doug Launch The Hoser

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

G'day, and welcome to our new online newspaper, eh? Since we're like famous now, eh, we had enough money to buy a computer, but on our way to the computer store, we passed a Brewers Retail, and the grocery store that stocks back bacon, so my hosehead brother ate and drank up all the profits instead! Take off! I did not! You ate and drank too! So now we had to put this on some other hoser's site instead of our own!

So, we have all sorts of neat stuff, eh? Like a whole ton of sound clips (featured in Section B) and pictures from Great White North, our TV show; Strange Brew, our movie; and from our album, which is titled "Bob & Doug McKenzie" (go figure, eh?) And like, if you have any other ideas, just go to the Feedback page, eh!

And we hope to release a new issue each month, eh? So like, this is Volume 1, Number 1, and next month, it will be Volume 1, Number 2... so this is like a real newspaper, eh? And this front page will have info on our latest accomplishments, which aren't really much, eh?


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