|October, 1997||Weather: It's nice out, so open the windows on the van on the way to the donut shop.|
|Vol. 1, No. 1|
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
G'day, and welcome to our new online newspaper, eh? Since we're like famous now, eh, we had enough money to buy a computer, but on our way to the computer store, we passed a Brewers Retail, and the grocery store that stocks back bacon, so my hosehead brother ate and drank up all the profits instead! Take off! I did not! You ate and drank too! So now we had to put this on some other hoser's site instead of our own!
So, we have all sorts of neat stuff, eh? Like a whole ton of sound clips (featured in Section B) and pictures from Great White North, our TV show; Strange Brew, our movie; and from our album, which is titled "Bob & Doug McKenzie" (go figure, eh?) And like, if you have any other ideas, just go to the Feedback page, eh!
And we hope to release a new issue each month, eh? So like, this is Volume 1, Number 1, and next month, it will be Volume 1, Number 2... so this is like a real newspaper, eh? And this front page will have info on our latest accomplishments, which aren't really much, eh?
|CANADIAN CONTENT CERTIFICATION|
THIS ONLINE NEWSPAPER IS CERTIFIED 100% CANADIAN CONTENT BY THE CANADIAN CULTURAL IDENTITY COMMISSION.
My main page, with news related to a bunch of Canadian comedies, including SCTV and The Red Green Show. There's also sound clips from both of those, plus an online newspaper, The Hoser, "written" by Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Send me your questions or comments about anything on the site to email@example.com. I'll try to reply within a few days of receiving the message, but make sure you tell me what page you're talking about.
Copyright ©1997 Chris "Bob" Odorjan