March, 1999 The Hoser Weather: Don't take off the chains from your tires, right, cause it can still snow, eh? And if there's a lot of snow, remember to put chains on your boots, too.
Vol. 2, No. 6

Our Theory on March

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

BobOkay, good day, and welcome to the Hoser.
DougGood day, eh?
BobOkay, today's topic is "Our Theory on March", eh?
DougOkay, eh? This is the month with the first day of spring, right? But what else is in this month?
BobMarch break?
DougNo. Get out. How long has it been since you've been in school, hoser?
BobI can't remember. How many times did I take grade 8?
DougAnyway, you nobk, this is the month with St. Patrick's Day. And you know what we do on St. Patrick's Day, hosehead?
BobNo, what?
DougGeez! Where've you been? We drink beer!
BobWe do that every day. The only difference with March 17th is, they put green food colouring in the beer, eh?
DougThat's food colouring?
BobYeah. What did you think it was, hoser?
DougI thought they got the colour from the boogernuggets you mine from your nose, hoser!
BobTake off, eh?

SCTV Reruns

Howzit goin'? Starting this month in both Canada and the USA, they're showing old reruns of SCTV, eh? So now you can catch all our original Great White North segments where we got our big break, eh? Go to the SCTV page for more information, eh?


Strange Brew 2

Good day, eh? This article's been here for a while, but we'll leave it up until we have more of it done, eh? It took a year, but we've finally finished writing the script for our new movie, eh? Read the article that appeared in the Toronto Sun (and on alt.tv.sctv).


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