February, 1999 The Hoser Weather: When Doug gets up and sees his shadow, it means another six-pack until we have to go to the beer store again.
Vol. 2, No. 5

Winter in the Great White North

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

BobOkay, good day, and welcome to the Hoser.
DougGood day, eh?
BobOkay, today's topic is winter in Canada, eh?
DougYeah. It's cold, and dark, and there's not a lot to do.
BobUm... yeah...
DougYou wanted to say something, hoser?
BobUh, not really. You said it all, eh? It's cold and dark, and there's not a lot to do.
DougOh, geez. Then I guess we're done, then.
BobYeah.
DougGeez. I say two words, and we're done for the month.
BobYeah, but it's a short month.
DougOh, okay! I've got a new topic. Leap years.
BobOkay, good idea. Okay. Leap years. Um... What about leap years, hosehead?
DougUm... Okay. Every four years we add an extra day to February, right? But why? Why don't we add the extra day to August, or something, to make summers seem longer.
BobYeah, good idea, eh? We can add an extra day in May, so May two-four can become May four-eight, and we can drink twice as many beers!
DougOh, geez, that's a good idea, eh?
BobOkay. But like, this year's not a leap year.
DougWell, then I'll have a "leap beer".
BobOh! Leap beer, eh? Well, you already had all the back bacon, so I'm taking all the beer.
DougYeah, well, take off, eh?

Strange Brew 2

Good day, eh? This article's been here for a while, but we'll leave it up until we have more of it done, eh? It took a year, but we've finally finished writing the script for our new movie, eh? Read the article that appeared in the Toronto Sun (and on alt.tv.sctv).


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