March, 1998 The Hoser Weather: Okay, March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a llama. NO! Take off! It goes out like a light. Oh, sorry, that's my hosehead brother who goes out like a light...
Vol. 1, No. 6

Good day, and Welcome to Springtime

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

DougOk, it's me, Doug, and so it's like March, eh? So that means spring is just around the corner.
BobYeah, but don't take your tuques and parkas and earmuffs off yet, 'cause it's still snowing, eh?
DougYeah, but it won't be for long, eh? Oh, you want to hear something funny? Ok, March 4th is like Army Day, eh? Cause it says "march forth"! Get it?
BobAre you still coming to the show drunk, you hoser?
Doug(SNORT!) Like, I thought that was funny, eh?
BobGeez. Take off! How many beers did you have today?
DougUh. Four.
BobWhat's that? Bottles or cases?
DougTake right off, eh?!

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