The Twelve Days of Christmas

by Doug McKenzie, Editor 

-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor 

Okay, a lot of our readers have been asking for the lyrics to our Christmas song, Twelve Days of Christmas. Play this at your Christmas parties, or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothing else to do. So good day, this is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell you what to get your true love for Christmas...

Strange Brew II To Be Released

by Bob and Doug McKenzie

So, like, as you can see by the title, we're making another movie! We're done writing, but we can't tell you the plot or anything, 'cause like then you wouldn't want to see it. And we're gonna start filming after Christmas, eh? It'll be out in theatres in the summer, too, so gather up your family and friends, and take them to the movies, but don't tell them what they're gonna be seeing, though. (And stay tuned for our own theatre, where we're gonna have a Brewers' Retail and Peter's Donuts instead of the snack counter, eh?)

You Are Our Guest

by Bob and Doug McKenzie

Those hosers! When they re-released our album on CD, they forgot to put in the words to You Are Our Guest. (Note from Doug to readers: You're not really our guest, though, eh?) (Note from Bob to Doug: Will you stop blowing everything, hoser?). So, we put them on our newspaper, in Section E, so, go there, and put on track 13 on your CD player, and You Are Our Guest.

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