Words of Wisdom

The serenity prayer:
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

The modified serenity prayer:
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

Romans 8:28 (God's Word, version of the Bible) "We know that all things work together for the good of those who love God, those whom he has called according to his plan." 

Romans 12:18 (the Bible)
(International Standard Version) "If possible, so far as it depends on you, live in peace with all people."
(Weymouth New Testament) "If you can, so far as it depends on you, live at peace with all the world."
(English Standard Version) "If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all."
(Good News Bible) "Do everything possible on your part to live in peace with everybody."
(Bible in Basic English) "As far as it is possible for you, be at peace with all men."
(Hebrew Names Version) "If it is possible, as much as it is up to you, be at peace with all men."
(New International Version) "If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone."