-=MY ATTEMPT AT BEING PATRIOTIC=-
(sung to the tune of "thislandismylandthislandisyourland" or whatever it's called)

This land is my land 
it is not your land
I have a shotgun
and you don't got one
if you don't get off
i'll blow your head off
this land is private property

As i was walking 
through my pasture
i saw below me
a dirty bastard
so i got my 
bazooka ready
now he's not in my pasture anymore

This land is my land 
it is not your land
I have a shotgun
and you don't got one
if you don't get off
i'll blow your head off
this land is private property