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- -All
those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- -OK,
so what's the speed of dark?
- -Depression
is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- -When
everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
- -Hard
work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- -Everyone
has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- -Shin:
a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- -Many
people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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