May, 1998 | Weather: Ok, now that it's springtime, there's finally no more snow in the Great White North. So you can take your earmuffs off now, eh? | |
Vol. 1, No. 8 |
by Doug McKenzie, Editor
-- I edited too, eh! -- Bob McKenzie, the other Editor
Doug | Ok, now it's May, and, like... uh... what's our topic? |
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Bob | Um... What happens in May? |
Doug | Uh... May 4th? |
Bob | There's nothing on May 4th, you hoser! |
Doug | Yeah, "May the Fourth be with you!" |
Bob | Oh, geez... You're a hoser! |
Doug | Want to hear my Darth Vader impression? |
Bob | No, I'm sure our readers have heard it many times, hoser. |
Doug | Ok. I just remembered what else is in May. |
Bob | What's that? Oh! I know now! |
Together | MAY TWO-FOUR! |
Doug | Ok, we get a holiday up here in the Great White North in May, and it's called May Two-Four. |
Bob | And, like, some years, it's on May 24th. |
Doug | But not always. This year it's on the 18th. So, like, what's that mean? |
Bob | Um... We can only drink 18 beers each, instead of a case, which is 24. |
Doug | Geez... forget about May Two-Four. I drink more than that on most days, eh? |
Bob | Yeah, like maybe 36 is a lot, eh? |
Doug | Take off! |
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