The Hoser

August, 1998		Weather: Hosehead took the van to a car wash, and heard the antenna gettin bent off by a big soaper machine, right, so he gets out to fix it and gets soaked.
Vol. 1, No. 11

How to Keep Beer Cold, eh?

by Bob McKenzie, Editor

-- I edited too, eh! -- Doug McKenzie, the other Editor

Bob	Good day, welcome to the...
Doug	Coo roo coo coo coo, roo coo coo!
Bob	Geez. What the?
Doug	Coo roo coo coo coo, roo coo coo!
Bob	What're you doing, hoser? We're not on TV, and the people out there in readerland can't hear you!
Doug	Oh, sorry, eh? I thought we were doing the show.
Bob	Well, decent. Good day, welcome to the Hoser, today our topic is keeping beer cold in the summer.
Doug	We're doing this topic, cause we know that it's something that's on everyone's mind.
Bob	Yeah, ok. So, like, in the winter, all you have to do, is put the beer in the garage, and it'll stay cold, cause it's snowing out, and the garage is, um... cold, eh?
Doug	Yeah, but now, in the summer, it's too warm, and beer will get too hot in there, and it'll explode!
Bob	Take off! It will not.
Doug	Yeah, haven't you ever seen that? Just yesterday you handed me a warm beer from the garage, and it exploded on me.
Bob	That's because I shook it up first.
Doug	Take off! You're a hoser!
Bob	Yeah, you got soaked, eh? Anyway, we're almost out of space in the paper this month.
Doug	Ok, I'll type fast. Ok... to keep beer cold in the summer, put it in the fridge, eh?
Bob	And if you're camping, or somewhere where there's no fridge, use a cooler with some ice.
Doug	Just don't put beer in the freezer, cause it'll explode. Hosehead here got me a beer that was in the freezer like last week, and I got soaked.
Bob	That's cause I shook it up first.
Doug	Aw, take off!

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